forgettaboutit

A guy i work with told this to me today. Himself and four mates planned on going to a gig to see a band one of them was raving about. They arrived at the venue all hyped up. Standing on the dance floor” this is going to be great!”.mc anonymous “and now the fantastic……LINDA MARTYN”. A collective ah f#ck was heard by the guys as they turned on their heels.

The band had canceled earlier that week.

The shin. A device for finding furniture in the dark. Well mine is anyway!

@Jason_Manford: What about becoming a smackhead?know a few of them & they’re all thin. Not particularly healthy looking, but thin.

@Jason_Manford: Hate the gym. Hate eating healthy. Is there no other way? Maybe some sort of stomach bug would be easier.Or brain transplant into a fit body

Good morning my arse. Statement not conversation with butt.

How can you tell if you have OCD or you are just odd? I know I’m one of them. Which one?

Pixelpipe any good?

Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.